Lines that doctors should really try, but don't really seem to...

Lines that were created with many a glass of vino and laughter at DOC (my favourite Italian pizzeria outside of Venice) and were inspired by our carefully sculptured, amazingly sweet waiter.

• Hi, I'm an ophthalmologist - you have beautiful eyes
• Hi, I'm an anaesthetist - but I won't be putting you to sleep tonight, baby
• Hi, I'm an emergency physician - I know you're heart has stopped now after seeing me, but I can fix that
• Hi, I'm an obstetrician - let's make babies, baby
• Hi, I'm a cardiologist - I know how to make your heart race
• Hi, I'm a respiratory physician - I can take your breath away
• Hi, I'm a cardiothoracic surgeon - I'm in the business of mending broken hearts